Introduction Welcome to our Privacy Policy, where we take your data very seriously – so seriously, in fact, that we’ve decided to store it all. Yes, every bit of it. This policy outlines how we handle your data, with a wink and a nod.

Data Collection – We Keep Everything!

When you visit our shop, we collect every piece of information you leave behind. This includes, but is not limited to, your name, email and fingerprint.

Use of Data – Sharing is Caring

We believe in the power of sharing, which is why we might share your data with everyone and anyone. This could include third-party marketers, that nosy neighbor, and possibly extraterrestrial beings (if they ask nicely).

Data Storage

We store your data with the utmost care – in a digital vault that we occasionally forget the password to. Rest assured, it’s probably safe.

Data for Sale – Going Once, Going Twice!

In the spirit of entrepreneurship, we might auction your data to the highest bidder. Think of it as your contribution to the global economy.

Collaboration with Law Enforcement – ‘Exchange Program’

In the unlikely event that we’re “invited” to collaborate with law enforcement, we’ll participate in an ‘exchange program’. Your data for our freedom – a fair trade, we believe.

Conclusion In conclusion, your data is in… let’s call them ‘capable’ hands. Thank you for trusting us with every digital footprint you’ve ever made. Remember, we’re not just a shop; we’re data enthusiasts!

Contact Us If you have any concerns about this totally serious policy, please send us a message. We’ll read it, have a good laugh, and then probably store it in our ever-growing data collection.

Who we are

Suggested text: Our website address is: https://honk.hk.

Comments

Suggested text: When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.

Media

Suggested text: If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Cookies

Suggested text: If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

Embedded content from other websites

Suggested text: Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Who we share your data with

Suggested text: If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email.

How long we retain your data

Suggested text: If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

Suggested text: If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where your data is sent

Suggested text: Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.